1
"Are you social or anti-social?", "How would you describe your relationship with your mother?"
2
"I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots into his head", "He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times"
3
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.", "What a stupid lamb.", "What a sick, masochistic lion."
4
"All right, you have my attention. Can you tell us who the woman in the picture is?" , "Oh yes, the woman in the picture is me."
5
"I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I think I'm coming down with something.", "No one is gonna stop me from getting back to my family."
6
"And what put on your passport?", "Profession: 'Mel Gibson's bottom?'"
7
"Yeah, who exactly is going to make love?", "Hopefully, the three of us."
8
"You have no style or sense of fashion.", "No, no, that wasn't a question."
9
"Hello David. I mean, Sir. Shit, I can't believe I've just said that", "All I want for Christmas is you"
10
"I can't sleep and when I do I have nightmares", " Ladies, children, sheep. Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher."
